New government seal

By Mike Ashworth | January 12, 2010

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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

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