Being British
By Mike Ashworth | January 11, 2010
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish Pub for a Belgian beer then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV and being suspicious of anything foreign!
Oh, and only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain do banks leave the doors open and chain pens to the counter.
Also, supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for a prescription whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop.
We might be British but by fuck we’re funny!
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